On Wednesday, July 27, 2022, Senator Ted Cruz nominated Joseph Robinette Biden as “Republican of the Year.” In anticipation of the Red Wave coming up in November, Biden “will have elected more Republicans than any […]
The Crooked Man There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile. He found a crooked billion yen, In crooked son Hunter’s dirty file. He met a crooked teacher Who then became his […]
In the Valley of Elah, an unknown shepherd boy named David used his personal sling and a single stone to kill the giant known as Goliath. David’s courage and skill with the sling saved King […]
Little Joe Biden Little Joe Biden Sat while dining, Eating a Christmas pie; He put in his thumb, And he took out a plum, And asked, “Do you have a higher IQ than I!” Parody […]
According to the New York Post, “Nearly 60% of Americans disapprove of President Biden’s job performance, the lowest rating of any modern president and an ominous sign for his fellow Democrats approaching the midterm congressional […]
The Old Woman in a Shoe There was an Old Woman Who lived in a shoe, She had so many children, She didn’t know what to do. Before Biden began signing orders in 2021, She […]
The Lucky Sperm Club Hall of Fame is just one of the Pewlitzer editorial board’s award categories that recognizes well-known and unknown individuals who use their privilege in either inspiring and worthy causes for the […]
The Pewlitzer Prize Board has selected the Pulitzer Prize Board as the recipient of the “2022 Pewlitzer Prize for Demeaning the Profession of Journalism.” For those board members who don’t understand what the word “demeaning” […]
Monkey Pox is spreading like wildfire among certain communities. But the stigma of Monkey Pox may cause some individuals to refuse to seek adequate healthcare. With this in mind, the CDC quietly announced a contest […]
Sleepy Joe’s Secret Service detail breaks new ground with the announcement of an all-transexual team of agents. Biden’s new team is giddy about the job, and so is Biden. “They are the toughest sons and […]