Shepherd Boy with a Sling Stops Mass Killing by Giant
In the Valley of Elah, an unknown shepherd boy named David used his personal sling and a single stone to kill the giant known as Goliath. David’s courage and skill with the sling saved King […]
In the Valley of Elah, an unknown shepherd boy named David used his personal sling and a single stone to kill the giant known as Goliath. David’s courage and skill with the sling saved King […]
Little Joe Biden Little Joe Biden Sat while dining, Eating a Christmas pie; He put in his thumb, And he took out a plum, And asked, “Do you have a higher IQ than I!” Parody […]
According to the New York Post, “Nearly 60% of Americans disapprove of President Biden’s job performance, the lowest rating of any modern president and an ominous sign for his fellow Democrats approaching the midterm congressional […]
The Old Woman in a Shoe There was an Old Woman Who lived in a shoe, She had so many children, She didn’t know what to do. Before Biden began signing orders in 2021, She […]
The Lucky Sperm Club Hall of Fame is just one of the Pewlitzer editorial board’s award categories that recognizes well-known and unknown individuals who use their privilege in either inspiring and worthy causes for the […]
The Pewlitzer Prize Board has selected the Pulitzer Prize Board as the recipient of the “2022 Pewlitzer Prize for Demeaning the Profession of Journalism.” For those board members who don’t understand what the word “demeaning” […]
Monkey Pox is spreading like wildfire among certain communities. But the stigma of Monkey Pox may cause some individuals to refuse to seek adequate healthcare. With this in mind, the CDC quietly announced a contest […]
Sleepy Joe’s Secret Service detail breaks new ground with the announcement of an all-transexual team of agents. Biden’s new team is giddy about the job, and so is Biden. “They are the toughest sons and […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Biden’s travel schedule was released this morning by the White House. Almost the entire schedule appeared to mimic President Trump’s campaign rallies from 2020. He plans on barnstorming 30 cities in […]
LOS ANGELUS, CA – Allstate Insurance announced that the company has signed NFL quarterbacks Joe Burrow and Matt Stafford. The success of competing State Farm commercials featuring Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes and Packers quarterback Aaron […]