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Year: 2022

Justice Breyer Walks Back Retirement Plans, School Yard Bully Shumer Shouts “No Take Backs”

January 27, 2022January 30, 2022 Pewlitzer
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Justice Stephen Breyer was caught off guard when White House Chief of Staff Ron Klain released information that Breyer had decided to retire from the Supreme Court this year. It was certainly news to the […]

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JK Rowling Uses Invisibility Cloak to Attend Harry Potter Reunion Despite Woke Prima Donas Who Owe Her Their Careers

January 26, 2022January 29, 2022 Pewlitzer
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J.K. Rowling was persona non grata during filming of the Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts special. As The Daily Beast described her situation, Rowling was “expelled from Hogwarts.” But it’s my pleasure to […]

Leave a commentPoliticsHarry Potter 20th Anniversary, JK Rowling, Woke Hollywood

Putin Plans Invasion of Ukraine to Enforce Mask Mandates

January 25, 2022January 27, 2022 Pewlitzer
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden called off the troops being sent to Eastern Europe and encouraged NATO to postpone sending ships and fighter jets to thwart Russia’s preparations for invading its neighbor Ukraine. Moments […]

PoliticsBiden, Invasion, Mask Mandates, Putin, Ukraine

God Punishes West Virginia with -31 Degree Temps After Sen. Manchin Votes to Keep Sinful Filibuster

January 25, 2022January 29, 2022 Pewlitzer
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The lone Christian in the Biden administration shared his views on a punishment of Biblical proportion on the citizens of West Virginia because of a vote by Senator Joe Manchin.”God is not happy with Joe […]

Politics-31 Degree Cold, Filibuster, Senator Manchin, West Virginia

Welcome To Pewlitzer: Opinion, Parody and Satire

January 23, 2022January 25, 2022 Pewlitzer

January 23, 2022 The world has changed during this most recent generation. It’s my third generation here on this planet, and more accurately, these United States of America. I graduated with a Master’s Degree in […]

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Inaugural Pewlitzer Prize Awarded to the Pulitzer Prize Board

  • 19 Jul 2022

The Pewlitzer Prize Board has selected the Pulitzer Prize Board as the recipient of the “2022 Pewlitzer Prize for Demeaning...

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Prince Harry Announced as the Inaugural Inductee into the Lucky Sperm Club Hall of Fame

  • 24 Jul 2022

The Lucky Sperm Club Hall of Fame is just one of the Pewlitzer editorial board's award categories that recognizes well-known...

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