J.K. Rowling was persona non grata during filming of the Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts special. As The Daily Beast described her situation, Rowling was “expelled from Hogwarts.”
But it’s my pleasure to report that Rowling was in attendance at most of the filming, although no one knew she was around. One of her most import inventions, the invisibility cloak, allowed her to amble around the snooty …
The media have failed to report on the small disruptions that occurred during filming of the special. Witnesses proclaimed that odd sounds were often heard on set. An unidentified sound person claims to have heard unexplained sneezes, coughs, and muffled swear words.
During an interview segment, books on the set inexplicably flew from the shelves, crashing into set pieces. According to another witness, “a copy of Rowling’s Harry Potter and the … nearly bonked Daniel Radcliffe on the noggin.”
Most media outlets skirted the subject of Rowling’s noticeable absence. But give Rowling’s worldwide fan base some credit. Any human being with common sense understands that Rowling’s common sense got her in trouble with the woke actors, directors, producers and other beneficiaries of the Wizarding World and its billions in revenue that she created from the spark of an idea more than two decades ago.
The foolish network hosting the special went out its way to limit Rowling’s participation by using archival footage of Rowling from 2019, only months before she got into major trouble with the woke.
According to The Daily Beast, Rowling’s total airtime during the two-hour special amounted to “less than 30 seconds.”
Rowling’s banishment from the special appears to stem from her support of the anti-trans activist May Forstater in 2019. Ms. Forstater was fired in the UK for the common sense statement that “men cannot change into women.” Rowling made some other comments that have not been embraced by the trans community and she remains in hot water.
Many of the Hogwarts alumni full-throatedly support the transgender community but offer zero compassion for anyone not sitting, or standing, on their side. No relationship is exempt from total annihilation, even one spanning decades.
This article is not about support for or against the transgender community. It’s about holier than thou, prima dona artists who fail to consider alternate views from their own and punish those who do not wholeheartedly bow to their enlightened view of the world.
This author refuses to provide the names of the network, film studios or millionaire brats who show such disrespect for anyone not woke enough to be part of the current Hogwarts club, a club founded by JK Rowling. This author also chooses to boycott any property affiliated with the woke pinheads.
And I hope Ms. Rowling will consider loaning me the Invisibility Cloak so that I may attend a future anniversary event I may not be invited to due to my common sense comments.