Biden Pledges to Campaign for Republicans to Sabotage the GOP Wave

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Biden’s travel schedule was released this morning by the White House. Almost the entire schedule appeared to mimic President Trump’s campaign rallies from 2020.

He plans on barnstorming 30 cities in 25 days, hosting multiple rallies on five of the dates listed. Locations like Atlanta, GA; Milwaukee, WI; Pittsburgh ,PA; Anchorage, AK; and with multiple cities in Wyoming, Texas, Tennessee, Florida, and Alabama.

The President’s stated goal is to campaign for Republicans throughout the country. Yes, that’s right, Republicans.

Senator Mitch McConnell was upbeat about the news. “I think it’s great that the President is planning to campaign for Republicans.”

But sources close to McConnell aren’t so upbeat. They are worried low information, redneck, hillbilly Republicans that hate Biden could be fooled into voting for a Democrat. It’s hard to believe, but the possibility is keeping Republican campaign staffers up at night.

“It’s a cynical and evil plan by the president and his minions,” said Senator Ted Cruz. “But it’s almost genius in its simplicity. Everybody, Democrat and Republican, hates Joe Biden. The polls prove it. Everyone I talk to in the airports, shopping malls, anywhere I go, Joe Biden is persona non grata. The plan could actually work.”

The entire Republican caucus in the House and Senate are planning meetings to determine how to counter Biden’s demonic campaign schedule.

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