WASHINGTON, D.C. – Critical Race Theory is a major story after two years of parents watching their children on Zoom calls with their teachers. The shocking reality of teaching about racism, most often with a liberal/progressive slant, caused a minor earthquake in conservative homes and red states. Now state legislatures are passing laws banning CRT from classrooms.
But President Biden misunderstands Critical Race Theory. Note his recent press conference banning CRT in NASCAR. “Racetracks around the country are up in arms about how critical racing is to our country,” Biden said. “It’s super important and I support NASCAR and its fans. And it’s not just a theory. It’s a fact!”
The assembled herd of media hacks formerly known as journalists nodded their approval, pretending that his message was important and worthy of their interest.
“Back when I raced Formula One, I knew how critical racing could be,” Biden bragged. “But I went another direction. I went to Law School. Then I got elected, and I’ve been county dog catcher ever since.”
The press conference immediately and unceremoniously ended.