The Lucky Sperm Club Hall of Fame is just one of the Pewlitzer editorial board’s award categories that recognizes well-known and unknown individuals who use their privilege in either inspiring and worthy causes for the common good, or for self-promotion, the search for power, and with wicked intent on the local, state, national or international stage.
As most of the world is aware, Prince Harry is the younger son of Charles, prince of Wales, and Diana, princess of Wales. He and his brother William were born into privilege. He is literally the result of one of the luckiest sperm to ever swim a fallopian tube and fertilize an egg.
Prince Harry’s official name is Prince Henry Charles Albert David, duke of Sussex, earl of Dumbarton, Baron Kilkeel, formerly Prince Harry of Wales. If his moniker alone doesn’t automatically accord him membership into the Lucky Sperm Club Hall of Fame, the editors of this rag cry “calf rope” and submit to your wise counsel. For readers who may consider themselves members of the Lucky Sperm Club, the term “calf rope” is a term used in Texas to announce that the person hollering the term gives up because the consequences of continuing the current physical or mental battle will result in further harm.
Harry is the unwilling recipient of this honor following his speech to the United Nations general assembly in New York marking Nelson Mandela International Day. During his screed to the gathering of lunatics, dictators and progressive, power hungry representatives of the world’s nations, Harry paid tribute to the former South African president who was a political prisoner for 27 years.
But Harry is a recent migrant to the United States. Apparently, his ego and the ego of his wife, Meagan Markle, are too big for the couple to remain in tiny Great Britain. More money, acclaim and power are the fruits of being born a prince.
The new immigrant felt the need to bash his new home on the world’s stage. As Megan McCain so aptly put it in an article published in the Daily Mail, “He has lived here all of 20 minutes, yet he has decided that makes him an expert.”
Harry made veiled attacks on the United States and its citizens by claiming that the American right are “weaponizing lies and disinformation at the expense of the many.” He went on to say that with “the rolling-back of Constitutional rights here in the United States; we are witnessing a global assault on democracy and freedom.”
It’s obvious that Harry’s “Constitutional Rights” reference was aimed at the United States Supreme Court’s decision to toss out Roe v Wade and return the power to allow or restrict abortion access to the citizens and their representatives.
Harry’s utter lack of self awareness is appalling. The country of his birth has no Constitution like the United States, nor does it have a Bill of Rights that lays out our God given freedoms that government wankers must respect. Come on mate, get a grip.
He and wifey Meghan live in a multi-million dollar estate in California, they jet around the world burning fossil fuels that supposedly ruin the environment, all while preaching to the rest of us commoners about climate change. The hypocrisy is as thick as British accent.
He’s obnoxious. He’s a prima donna. He fits in with the Hollywood pretenders.
Rather than bash the United States, the Pewlitzer editors recommend he and Meghan move to frozen Canada, or Australia, or South Africa. I’m sure there’s lots there to bitch and complain about, something they are quite good at as unwanted members of the British royal family and the newest inductees to the Lucky Sperm Club Hall of Fame.
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