According to the New York Post, “Nearly 60% of Americans disapprove of President Biden’s job performance, the lowest rating of any modern president and an ominous sign for his fellow Democrats approaching the midterm congressional elections, a new poll reveals.”
The results are from the latest Gallop survey measuring the opinions of respondents from July 5-26.
“I’m the Lazarus of all White House occupants,” Biden quipped. “No one is better at being Joey, and that’s me. I’m not kidding around here. I’m the best at being the worst. It’s take a miracle to raise my poll numbers from the dead.”
Biden’s aides tried restrain him from continuing, but his meds were working on overdrive.
“You know, that guy raised Lazarus from the dead in the Old Testament,” Biden said before being interrupted.
“It was the New Testament, Mr. President. And it was Jesus who performed the miracle,” said the recently unemployed AP reporter.
“Well I’m a miracle worker, too, buddy, and you’re a golden goose licking beanstalk climber,” Biden countered.
According to the survey, a record high 59% of respondents disapprove of Biden’s actions in the oval office. That’s an historic low. Lower than Jimmy Carter and Donald Trump at their lowest points.
The public blames Biden for high inflation, high gas prices, high food prices, supply chain problems, and the disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.
“Hey, I’m a magician. Now you see me, now you don’t. I can fix this. I’ve been in Washington, D.C. for over five decades. I was vice president to good ole Barack. We’re still friends. We talk every day. He tells me what to do. I’m not kidding. He’s a genius,” Biden said before the microphone was snatched out of his hand by a staffer and Biden was dragged away by two burly Secret Service agents.
“I’m Lazarus,” he hollered as he was shoved into a black SUV. “I’ll be back.”