Fears China Will Target Her Plane
According to named and unnamed sources, a kindergarten class and Barry, a homeless person well-known for inside-the-beltway information, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi lead a delegation of lawmakers to Asian countries. She had secretly planned on flying to Taiwan with her colleagues, as well. But it was too dangerous, so she flew alone on her personal broomstick to avoid being shot down by the Chinese military.
The White House was notified of her initial plans and immediately contacted good buddy and business partner Chinese President XI Jinping of her treasonous trip.
Taiwan is a self-ruled island claimed by China. During a long telephone call, Xi Jinping warned President Biden that “those who play with fire will perish by it.”
Everyone on the planet but White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre considered the angry words a threat. Jean-Pierre implied that China would never shoot down an airplane loaded with Pelosi, the second-in-line to the president, and a group of lawmakers. “So what,” she implied. “If it actually happens, we have more important things on our plates, like the influx of migrants into Washington, D.C. That’s much more important than some kerfuffle with China.”
Stay tuned for more Karine Jean-Pierre nonsense. Too bad she’s a Democrat, because a Republican as obtuse as her would be the butt of thousands of brutal and non-stop jokes by Colbert, Fallon and the idiot former host of the misogynistic and humorless The Man Show.
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