President Joe Biden secretly signed an executive order on Tuesday granting him and his extended family voting rights in any state, during any election. The privilege does not extend to former presidents.
According to White House spokes puppet Karine Jean-Pierre, “The Executive Order has nothing to do with Georgia’s U.S. Senate runoff between Republican Herschel Walker and Democrat Raphael Warnock. The timing of the Executive Order is just a coincidence.”
Bidens Quietly Sign Paperwork in Georgia Adopting 25,000 Illegal Immigrants
The Biden White House also announced that the president and Dr. Jill have filed paperwork in Georgia adopting 25,000 illegal immigrants for one week: November 30 – December 6, 2022.
A 1:00 p.m. raffle will be held today at the Atlanta Convention Center at AmericasMart. The lucky winners will receive official adoption papers following the raffle and will be immediately eligible to vote Democrat during Georgia’s runoff election. Their new rights under U.S. and Georgia law allows each individual only one right: to vote in Georgia’s runoff election. The adoption does not grant adoptees any other right. All participants must be between the ages of 18 21 to qualify, and they must sign documents revoking any adoptive rights after 11:59 p.m. on December 6, 2022.
“We’ve always wanted a larger family,” Dr. Jill said from the White House lawn. “I can’t wait to get an official photograph on December 6th of our new family before we un-adopt them. It’s just so exciting.”
Julio, an illegal immigrant from Venezuela, hopes to be one of the lucky 25,000 selected during the raffle.
“If I’m fortunate to be selected, it will be a dream come true. In Venezuela my vote never mattered because all elections are fixed in my home country. But here in America, my vote will count. My mama will be so proud of me. And, I will be a son of the President of the United States of America. Then I can freely post videos of myself on social media cavorting with hookers, snorting cocaine and taking bribes from Chinese and Ukrainian oil officials. I love America!”
Senator Warnock released a statement congratulating the Biden’s on their new family. “God Bless the President and Dr. Jill. They are true patriots. They can never again be accused of not supporting illegal immigrants and their basic human rights.”
Attorney’s for the Republican National Committee and Georgia Republicans have filed an emergency lawsuit with the United States Supreme Court to stop the illegal adoption scheme. In a little bit of good news for Republicans, the Court has agreed to hear the petition on December 7, 2022.