Sleepy Joe’s Secret Service detail breaks new ground with the announcement of an all-transexual team of agents. Biden’s new team is giddy about the job, and so is Biden. “They are the toughest sons and […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Biden’s travel schedule was released this morning by the White House. Almost the entire schedule appeared to mimic President Trump’s campaign rallies from 2020. He plans on barnstorming 30 cities in […]
LOS ANGELUS, CA – Allstate Insurance announced that the company has signed NFL quarterbacks Joe Burrow and Matt Stafford. The success of competing State Farm commercials featuring Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes and Packers quarterback Aaron […]
HOLLYWOOD, CA – The Democrat party, progressives and even some Republicans are currently in a “no more Donald Trump” way of thinking. They are doing their best to keep Trump from running for president in […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joe Biden had a rocky 2021. And for much of the country, Biden acted squirrelly and certainly not presidential. Biden was even compared to Rocky the squirrel, an animated cartoon character […]
HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY – A few of the core classes taught at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry include Astronomy, Charms, Herbology, Potions, History of Magic, Transfiguration and Defense Against the Dark […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – COVID-19, the first genuinely global health emergency, was released into the public sector in late 2019. After three years of NO LONGER being top-of-mind worldwide, Climate Change is totally pissed off. “I’ve […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congressman Eric Swalwell, also know as “Let ‘er Rip Eric”, held a press conference concerning President Biden’s upcoming Supreme Court nomination. In his statement, Swalwell refuted Senator Lindsey Graham’s comments that nominating […]
In the strangest turnaround in Supreme Court history, President Biden officially announced that he is nominating Justice Stephen Breyer to replace himself on the Court. The announcement was a surprise to everyone inside the White […]
WASHINGTON D.C. – New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez expressed her fury at Senator Joe Manchin, West Virginia, and Kyrsten Sinema, Arizona, after they failed to support the Democrats efforts to remove the Senate filibuster for […]