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White House Staffers Paid to Lie About Biden Testing Positive for COVID Again and Again

August 1, 2022August 4, 2022 Pewlitzer

Whistleblowers, weisenheimers and wallydraigles within the White House admit that Joe Biden does not have COVID for a second time. That’s just what he’s being told by his Dr. doctor and his Dr. wife. The […]

Entertainment, Lunacy, Media, News, Nonsense, Politics, Satire

The Crooked Man – a poem by Gramma Oops

July 27, 2022July 25, 2022 Gramma Oops

The Crooked Man There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile. He found a crooked billion yen, In crooked son Hunter’s dirty file. He met a crooked teacher Who then became his […]

Education, Entertainment, Media, Politics

Allstate Signs NFL QB’s Stafford and Burrow for “You’re in Good Hands” Super Bowl Promos

February 1, 2022February 1, 2022 Pewlitzer
stafford burrow

LOS ANGELUS, CA – Allstate Insurance announced that the company has signed NFL quarterbacks Joe Burrow and Matt Stafford. The success of competing State Farm commercials featuring Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes and Packers quarterback Aaron […]

192 CommentsEntertainment, MediaAllstate, Joe Burrow, Matt Stafford, Super Bowl Commercial

Dems Prefer Jesus’ Return More Than Donald Trump’s, Naively Believing Jesus Is Less Capable of Destroying Everything They Hold Dear

February 1, 2022February 1, 2022 Pewlitzer
Jesus and Trump

HOLLYWOOD, CA – The Democrat party, progressives and even some Republicans are currently in a “no more Donald Trump” way of thinking. They are doing their best to keep Trump from running for president in […]

Media, PoliticsComeback, Democrat's Fear, Donald Trump, Jesus

Biden Had a Rocky 2021. Expects a Bullwinkle 2022.

February 1, 2022February 2, 2022 Pewlitzer
bullwinkle 2022

WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Joe Biden had a rocky 2021. And for much of the country, Biden acted squirrelly and certainly not presidential. Biden was even compared to Rocky the squirrel, an animated cartoon character […]

1 CommentEntertainment, Media, Politics2022, Bad 2021, Joe Biden

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Inaugural Pewlitzer Prize Awarded to the Pulitzer Prize Board

  • 19 Jul 2022

The Pewlitzer Prize Board has selected the Pulitzer Prize Board as the recipient of the “2022 Pewlitzer Prize for Demeaning...

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Prince Harry Announced as the Inaugural Inductee into the Lucky Sperm Club Hall of Fame

  • 24 Jul 2022

The Lucky Sperm Club Hall of Fame is just one of the Pewlitzer editorial board's award categories that recognizes well-known...

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