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Liz Cheney Announces J6 Committee Will Retry Johnny Depp’s Defamation Suit But Will Only Allow Amber Heard’s Testimony

August 5, 2022August 4, 2022 Adam Nonsense

In a bizarre twist of the J6 Committee’s activities, Liz Cheney made a bombshell announcement Friday morning on the US Capitol steps. “In an effort to right a major wrong,” Cheney said, “I have convinced […]

Mischief, News, Nonsense, Opinion, Politics, Satire

Dr. Jill Explains Country’s Economy is on Recess Not in a Recession  

August 4, 2022August 1, 2022 Pewlitzer

The current First Lady occupying the White House is apparently more than a student educator, she’s an economic advisor and national educator.  During a formal function at the White House on Friday, Dr. Jill explained […]

Entertainment, Nonsense, Politics, Satire

Donald Trump Awarded Special Nobel Prize for Economics: Warned About Inflation in June 2021

August 3, 2022July 31, 2022 Pewlitzer

The Democrat Party is sucking wind again after the Nobel Prize Committee astonished the world by announcing that Donald Trump has won a special Nobel Prize in Economics for recognizing the staggering inflation brought on […]

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Speaker Pelosi Flies to Taiwan on Personal Broomstick

August 2, 2022August 4, 2022 Pewlitzer

Fears China Will Target Her Plane According to named and unnamed sources, a kindergarten class and Barry, a homeless person well-known for inside-the-beltway information, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi lead a delegation of lawmakers to Asian […]

Mischief, News, Nonsense, Opinion, Politics, Satire

White House Staffers Paid to Lie About Biden Testing Positive for COVID Again and Again

August 1, 2022August 4, 2022 Pewlitzer

Whistleblowers, weisenheimers and wallydraigles within the White House admit that Joe Biden does not have COVID for a second time. That’s just what he’s being told by his Dr. doctor and his Dr. wife. The […]

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Inaugural Pewlitzer Prize Awarded to the Pulitzer Prize Board

  • 19 Jul 2022

The Pewlitzer Prize Board has selected the Pulitzer Prize Board as the recipient of the “2022 Pewlitzer Prize for Demeaning...

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Prince Harry Announced as the Inaugural Inductee into the Lucky Sperm Club Hall of Fame

  • 24 Jul 2022

The Lucky Sperm Club Hall of Fame is just one of the Pewlitzer editorial board's award categories that recognizes well-known...

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