Harry Potter 20th Anniversary – Pewlitzer

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January 26, 2022January 29, 2022 Pewlitzer

Hogwarts express sign

J.K. Rowling was persona non grata during filming of the Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts special. As The Daily Beast described her situation, Rowling was “expelled from Hogwarts.” But it’s my pleasure to […]